JSA is like kindergarten because...

1. we take naps
2. we eat when we are told to
3. we walk around dazed and confused in groups
4. we wear name tags
5. we need to be told how to cross the street
6. we wear pigtails
7. we do scavenger hunts
8. we have "circle time" (aka entryway meetings)
9. we get very excited about "treats" such as ice cream
10. we are messy--and do not clean up unless we are told to
11. we derive amusement from games such as "poison ninja"
12. we pretend to be squirrels
13. we get very excited about field trips
14. we make nicknames for one another
15. we get mad when it rains: it means we can't play outside
16. we try to run around without shoes on and get in trouble for it
17. we are afraid of getting in trouble
18. we have to call our mommies and daddies
19. the boys have to be reminded to shower